Thursday, September 27, 2007

my umbulicus had fallen

In the traditional belief system of the Iraqi culture some disease (or states) are cause by a fall of the umbulicus...yeah...a fall of the umbulicus...but how? when? where it falls? nobody knows nor seek for an explanation...and it is treated by many manouvers...
One man, married from six months, having impotence since the first day of marriage was diagnosed as a case of a fallen umbulicus by his traditional healer...and was treated by a strange way..the healer stands behind the man and took the man's upper limb and twist them in a painful but healing way..after that that man feels great sexual energy and goes fastly to his new wife and they sleep together in a very warm successful way, as he says to my friend when he consulted him, (my friend is a neurosurgeon ), but his problem is that the healer lives away from his house and the effect of that treatment lasts only short time and he cannot keep going to him every now and then...
My friend told me that story last night, this morning I wake up little tired, when finnish my work I sat alone infront of the closed TV and just let my mind do what it want...wants.....my friend come and told me: if you are tired why don't you sleep? I told him I don't want to...he talked to me but I was not attentive...he asked me what is wrong with you today? I told him: MY UMBULICUS HAS FALLEN.....(I didn't mean that I got impotence!)...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Dr. Sami,
I love this one! I think I will use it as an excuse for my recent , ah, "incident"..."my umbiculis had fallen"...oh, yesssss!

as always, tracy

3eeraqimedic said...
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saminkie said...

yeah 3eeraqimedics I heard that too, it is the commener use of the umbilical significance in iraqi culture...